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Mandy Moore knows fashion

By The Blemish, 2:01 AM on Sep 26, 2006, 1 Comment

Mandy Moore

Yet another young starlet has shown up wearing fug clothes. This time it’s Mandy Moore in a cow outfit which makes her look 30lbs heavier than she should be. The only thing missing are teats for me to suckle on. I’m not a perv. I just like to suckle on cow teats. Don’t judge me.

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One Response to “Mandy Moore knows fashion”

  • aaron
    8:07 AM

    i just threw up in my mouth