Rachel Ray

Martha Stewart sent four of her staffers to infiltrate a taping of Rachael Ray’s new talk show. The security guard recognized them and kicked them out for using fake names. You can read what People thought of the show here. Hint: Blah.

If you can take anything away from this story, it’s that prison won’t make you street smart. Now, you may say, “but you’ve never been to prison, how would you know?” I understand your concerns. With my innumerable volunteer work at local outreach programs, I assure you that I know what I’m talking about. Had I not been voted greatest big brother ever, I would not make these statements with such confidence. I guess what I’m really trying to say is, I’m your moral superior.