The Blemish

Marth Stewart is clever

Rachel Ray

sent four of her staffers to infiltrate a taping of ’s new talk show. The security guard recognized them and kicked them out for using fake names. You can read what People thought of the show here. Hint: Blah.

If you can take anything away from this story, it’s that prison won’t make you street smart. Now, you may say, “but you’ve never been to prison, how would you know?” I understand your concerns. With my innumerable volunteer work at local outreach programs, I assure you that I know what I’m talking about. Had I not been voted greatest big brother ever, I would not make these statements with such confidence. I guess what I’m really trying to say is, I’m your moral superior.

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