Nicky Hilton is lost

This is Nicky Hilton at Us Weekly’s Hot Hollywood Fresh 15. It’s a shame neither of the Hilton sisters are fully literate. Nicky must have confused this with a support group for people with the freshman 15. If she didn’t take the thousands of skinny people as a clue, then she must have realized something was up when everyone was more attractive than her. Granted, it’s pretty hard to notice anything when you’re face first in a pile of complimentary donuts and cake.

Note: For those of you wondering what I’m talking about.