Rejoice. Paris Hilton’s new video for her next single Nothing in This World has arrived. I must be Nostradamus or something because the theme of this video is The Girl Next Door and guess who’s in the beginning. Elisha Cuthbert. Now guess what Paris is doing in the video. Ding ding ding. You got it. Being a slut. If only your exams had questions this easy.

Here are pictures of Paris Hilton pumping gas. It’s newsworthy because she’s pumping instead of getting pumped. Blasphemous. I know.

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