Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has been rejected from another party. It’s finally happening. My wet dreams are coming true. Soon, Kelly Brook will be sleeping with me in my racecar bed.

Friday night, after partying at Marquee and drinking “lots” of vodka and pineapple juice, Hilton tried to join Orlando Bloom, Winona Ryder and Josh Lucas in the hotel’s Rose Bar, but bouncer Damien stopped her due to Schrager’s decree that “the likes of Paris Hilton and her ilk are not welcome here.”

Couple this with news that Richard Branson pranked Paris at a recent party he had and you can call this the best week ever. The prank involved a Mad Hatter themed party where Paris asked to dress up as Alice. Branson found out and ordered all the waitresses to also dress up as Alice. He then pretended to confuse Paris with a waitress and told her to get a drink for him. Hilton’s rep denies she was even at the party. Probably because no one could tell her apart from the staff. Based on how dim Paris is, I wouldn’t be suprised if she actually started serving people food. It would have been the most useful thing she’s ever done.