Pete Doherty rehabs well

Just three days after checking out of rehab, Pete Doherty was seen buying two needles at a local pharmacy. This is after he told Kate Moss that he was clean. Everyone knew it was a lie, but Kate Moss doesn’t care because just a couple of days ago she was photographed with a white substance up her nose.

During Pete’s stay, the clinic saw a rise in girls checking in for anxiety because didn’t you hear? Rehab is the new Cabo.