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Scarlett Johansson named sexiest woman alive

By The Blemish, 7:41 PM on Sep 29, 2006, 3 Comments

Scarlett Johansson

Esquire has named Scarlett Johansson the sexiest woman alive. Scarlett ruined the moment when she asked:

“What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?�

Let me ask you this. Will those things fuel a never ending erection and, hopefully, a subsequent orgasm when I imagine them scrubbing my bathtub naked?

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3 Responses to “Scarlett Johansson named sexiest woman alive”

  • Ray
    2:04 PM

    A really impressive woman, natural beauty and great actress.

  • Bob
    2:05 AM

    “What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?�

    What a loser.

    If she really wanted people to respect her brain, and whatnot, then why does she insist on wearing low cut tops all the time. Go figure!

  • The Blemish
    2:24 PM

    She must have figured out more cleavage, more respect.