Screech is in a porno

Word on the street is Screech, real name Dustin Diamond, is in a 40 minute sex tape currently being shopped around to distributors including Hustler and Vivid. The video features Screech in a three-way with two women and also includes an act known as the Dirty Sanchez. I’m so innocent that I don’t even know what that means or I could have just lost my memory in an attempt to not imagine Screech doing a Dirty Sanchez. The working title of the video is Saved by the Smell.

This is horrid. It’s probably going to be marketed to the same demographic as the Chyna sex tape. Yea, the one where everyone saw her penis. And I thought sex tapes were supposed to be all about me and masturbation and not a catalyst for castration.