Shakira

Even though Shakira makes a living off of shaking her ass, she does not like frequenting clubs. She made an exception when Wyclef John invited her to come to Suite on Saturday. Shakira demanded that a space be made for her free of glass so she could walk barefoot and also requested eight bottles of Herradura tequila.

Shakira hit mainstream about five years ago and showed everyone that 5ft midgets could be erotic. Now it’s not so cute anymore. Total buzz kill. And you thought your dad getting wasted in his underwear and deciding he wanted to get in on the Jello wrestling was bad.

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