Comments on: The CSI: Miami season premiere is ridiculous

By: kaylee ireland

kaylee ireland — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:32:03 +0000

i think CSI: Miami is a lot better then CSI: NY. Horatio is brilliant and so are the team there’s more life in miami.

ps. does anyone no were you can send fan mail to cast of CSI: Miami
thanks from kaylee in Ireland

By: Vixen

Vixen — Fri, 25 May 2007 06:54:23 +0000

Great comment. That’s exactly what I thought too! Can you say “Jumped the shark”?

By: rebel lady

rebel lady — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 21:43:15 +0000

I am a devoted fan of CSI Miami…… and such degrading comments as those I just read about the Season Premiere of 9/06….. are way out in left field. There are by far more fans of CSI… than people who do NOT like it. And to those who do not like it or David Caruso/Horation Caine… I say…. PLEASE DO NOT WATCH IT, as it most likely is too technologically advanced for you to ever comprehend. :) And I doubt you would know good acting when you see it!

By: B

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:11:28 +0000

We have turned CSI Miami (CSI Horatio) into a drinking game – in fact, I’m a little buzzed right now from watching repeats on A&E. Drink everytime something ridiculous happens. It’s something akin to the “Roxanne” drinking game.

The knife fight in the premier is my number one favorite Horatio moment, closely followed by the moment he sniper shoots the semi carrying the nuclear bomb narrowly saving Miami from total and utter destruction.

By: Ripley

Ripley — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 23:18:55 +0000

Leather coats in Miami?LOL

By: anonymoustroll

anonymoustroll — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:28:56 +0000

…I always thought that it was kind’of peculiar that the lead investigator Horatio Caine is about as Floridian as… oh jesus… let’s just say “He’s not from around there”. I think, as an actor, David Caruso may have mastered the rebirth of the under appreciated Captain Kirk monologue technique of dialogue. Karuso does “dark and moody” like a strobe light… dark most of the time, then you get blinded while staring intently at the darkness wondering if it’s drama or just bad writing.

…then there’s Calleigh Duquesne who’s just got this insane Nancy Grace with a gun vibe about here… except only slightly less annoying. I see her mouth moving and I hear sounds, but all I’m thinking is “christ, I’d like to see her naked”. Does anyone know if she did any early Pr0n?

The whole Speedle/Wolfe/next snobby white guy vs. Delko racial tension thing is both old and boring. Delko needs to cop a way bigger attitude and they need to get rid of the white guy characters using EEO letter of dismissal instead of having them shot (but, hey I understand how it plays into the psyche of the viewers).

Alexx Woods has that “queen of the dead vibe” going for her, but not much else. She could be easily replaced by an animatronic enabled Real Doll(tm) that did nothing but talk to the dead wheeled through the set each episode.

The gruff talking good-old-boy beat cop in a cheep suit was the closest thing the show had to “street cred.” I could never figure out when he kept his spit cup, though…

Frankly, I think that CSI: Miami is a sales pitch to convince everyone north of the mason-dixon line that Florida is an ideal retirement location (and like all advertising the central idea is based on a bold-faced, straight-up lie).