Lindsay Lohan

Fresh from being rejected again, there are reports that Lindsay has been visiting England lately scoping out houses so she can live there.

“I just love Notting Hill, it has some really cool shops and great restaurants,” the paper quotes Lohan. “I’ve been looking at some properties while I’ve been over here and we’re hoping to buy something soon. I can see me and Harry [Morton, her boyfriend] really fitting in there.”

Don’t forget to pack your toothbrush and panties little princess because once you leave, there’s no coming back. Although, this could have happened a little bit before everyone’s innocence had been taken from them. Not even soap and sandpaper could wipe the shame off of me.