Whitney Houston is divorcing

On Friday, September 8, Whitney Houston filed for divorce from Bobby Brown. Houston, 43, and Brown, 39, wed on July 18, 1992. They have one daughter, Bobbi Kristina, 13.

A little part of me has died. Where else am I going to turn to to hear about spousal abuse, drug abuse, infidelity and Whitney’s feces all rolled into one neat little package?