Winona Ryder

Winona Ryder wandered into a SoHo shop through the back door looking very confused on Sunday. After looking around the entire store, Winona went up to the sales rep and shrieked “Where am I?” and then proceeded to wander back onto the street.

It’s said that the homeless man trying to carve an alien tracking device out of his skull took one look at Winona, shook his head and shouted, “That bitch is crazy.” Someone should tell her how easy it is to refill a prescription nowadays.