Alyssa Milano, Holla!

In all my years, I’d never have thought I would see Alyssa Milano grinding Desmond Tutu as he raises the roof because if I’ve learned anything from life, it’s that making assumptions from one picture is perfectly acceptable. Honestly, why can’t Mr. Tutu get his freak on? People like Desmond and I will not allow ourselves to be retarded by the norms of high society. The primp and proper ladies of America may be aghast, but we’re the ones that keep the party bumpin’.