The Blemish

Eva Longoria needs to stop laughing

By The Blemish, 12:38 AM on Oct 02, 2006, 0 Comments

Eva Longoria

Do people actually think this chick is hot? People who haven’t been stabbed in the eye with a lead pencil? The real reason Tony Parker and Eva Longoria aren’t together is simple. Imagine you could get any piece of ass you wanted at the drop of a hat. Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life looking at this braying ass? Stevie Wonder’s got nothing on Eva.

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