Kevin Federline

This is the most ridiculous news of the day. Sticky Fingaz, star of the canceled Blade spin-off series on Spike TV, is directing the musical Caught on Tape in which Kevin Federline will star. Not wanting to seem like a pansy directing a musical or casting K-Fed, Sticky says:

This is a hardcore musical – lots of violence, sex, action, drama, plus sentiment and romance as well. “It’s Kev Fed’s (movie) acting debut. He’s really cool.”

Really? A hardcore musical starring “Kev Fed”? Well sign me up because based on K-Fed’s name alone, it’ll be gold. His two acting gigs have already shown me the talent he possesses. Did you guys see his Oscar worthy performance on CSI? His rendition of an oinking pig reminded me of a young Denzel, if Denzel was white and useless. And when he got punched? Hot damn, did he sell that or what. Wigger can act. I don’t want to overshadow his performance on WWE though. I could actually see awe on John Cena’s face as he slammed K-Fed into the mat. To think Sticky Fingaz’ Caught on Tape could be anything less than mind-blowing would be preposterous.