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Alessandra Ambrosio is definitely hotter than Adriana Lima. Why haven’t you figured that out yet? Maybe you should stop looking at penis.

Angelina Jolie might have stiffed a Cambodian charity out of $1 million. She’s pretty hot, so obviously this isn’t her fault.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire gives this guy their most challenging question right from the get-go. Why do they have to be so mean? Couldn’t they have just asked him what color red is? I hate those jerks.