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Jen and Vince have split

By The Blemish, 11:01 AM on Oct 04, 2006, 0 Comments

Jen and Vince

In news that is sure to bore, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have broken up and Aniston has canceled plans to visit Vince in London. Vaughn says “It’s not common knowledge, but we’re not together anymore�. Cry me a river.

People stopped caring after that whole debacle of what magazine said what and when and if they were right. Everyone finally realized that Jen and Vince are worthless specimens for gossip. But hey, did you know Paris Hilton got punched in the face?

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