Jessica Alba hugs it out

These pictures of Jessica Alba with her legs wrapped around Cash Warren are leading people to believe they’re having sex. A couple of things. It doesn’t look like she’s having sex and that’s not Cash Warren. It’s me. I should have never gotten those tattoos on my arm. Yea, they’re kind of weird, but you’re not the one with Jessica’s legs wrapped around you and in my world, that makes me a winner.