Jessica Biel

Is Jessica Biel applying to be a Navy SEAL? That’s the only logical explanation for her looking so muscley. Jessica looks like she should be running top secret government missions instead of being a Hollywood sex symbol. Speaking of which. That title will be revoked with prejudice if she continues pumping enough iron to make Mike Tyson look like a scrub. I’m afraid to even shake her hand for fear that she’ll break my fingers and I’ll never be able to make love to myself again.

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