Jessica Biel is getting scary
By The Blemish, 12:50 AM on Oct 04, 2006, 4 Comments
Is Jessica Biel applying to be a Navy SEAL? That’s the only logical explanation for her looking so muscley. Jessica looks like she should be running top secret government missions instead of being a Hollywood sex symbol. Speaking of which. That title will be revoked with prejudice if she continues pumping enough iron to make Mike Tyson look like a scrub. I’m afraid to even shake her hand for fear that she’ll break my fingers and I’ll never be able to make love to myself again.
She looks awesome. I suppose you prefer the anorexic look instead?
I like a girl somewhere in the middle. One that won’t accidentally rip off my penis when we’re playing around.
You’re insane. You must like women who snap like a cracker when you hug them. She has nice muscle tone is all. I am baffled that anyone would call her frame “scary.”
She looks fantastic to me. Much better than the toothpicks Hollywood is currently idealizing. She looks like a strong and healthy woman, kudos to her!