Kate Moss might be pregnant

Reports of Kate Moss’ pregnancy comes from Pete Doherty’s uncle Phil Michels who says Pete confirmed it over the phone. Phil says:

“That is why they want to get married. Pete told me they want a baby together to cement their marriage. I am made up for them. I wish them every success. They’re so happy, they love each other. I can’t wait for the wedding - we are just waiting for a date.”

The one thing I learned from this story is Pete Doherty has a child from another marriage. So my plan of x-raying his testicles until he is infertile wouldn’t have helped much. That’s kind of a downer. But the silver lining is, I get to see my first celebrity crack baby.

(Damn, Pete Doherty looks wrecked. He reminds me of the brothers from Oasis.)