Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline tells Entertainment Weekly that he’s the most talked about person in the last two years and calls himself “the most underrated performer in his field.” He forgets to talk about his mental retardation and instead expounds on buying tampons.

“I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that’s all past tense,” Federline told EW. “Once you make it through that, then you’re good.”

The laughing he heard was not because he was buying tampons, but because he’s Kevin Federline, the walking joke of his generation. You can’t even compare this guy to Vanilla Ice since that guy had some moderate success before he became a joke. Somehow K-Fed missed that stop and is heading straight for wherever MC Hammer and Michael Jackson were dropped off. Minus the baggy pants and child molestation. Hey, there’s something to be proud of.