Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has managed to stay out of headlines for almost two weeks. The trade-off is, she’s now frustrating everyone down under (perfect pun indeed). Organizers for the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards in Australia are “tearing their hair out” over negotiations with Lindsay Lohan.

“We finally pulled the plug on her, so we’re progressing without her in place,” she said. “But I guess we can’t really say either way, because if we get a last-minute phone call, it’s not as though we’re going to say no.”

A deadline was set for Thursday of last week for Team Lindsay to make a decision. Thursday has passed and no contract has been signed. Don’t worry Australia, there’s a 90% chance of Lindsay showing up. It’ll be in a drunken half-naked stupor and she’ll be slurring something about wanting penis, but she’ll be there because America doesn’t want her.

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