Maggie Gyllenhaal gives birth

Maggie Gyllenhaal has given birth to her first baby girl. Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie have decided to name the baby Ramona Sarsgaard. This is both Maggie’s and Peter’s first child.

A baby with a normal name? This must be some sort of trick. The real name has got to have at least 2 a’s in a row and 3 l’s. Come on, have some sense of tradition. Something like Rolmolnaal would have sufficed. Well, that would be kind of stupid actually, but you know what they say. You’re not a celebrity baby unless you have a fucked up first name.