Matthew and Lance

When Details magazine asked Matt about the gay rumors surrounding him and Lance, Matt said, “We tried it. Wasn’t for us.” Lance Armstrong’s response was a little more defensive,

“We all have buds, we all take guy trips, but you take something very normal and put it in a magazine and people start talking,” he says. “It’s like, either you sleep with everything that moves or you’re gay.”

Guy trips are normal. Especially when it involves a romantic bike ride and a communal shower afterwards. Sometimes I like to pat my guy friends on the butt and tell them, “Hey, I think you were pretty awesome back there.” Maybe even give them a little wink to let them know we’re having a moment. It’s kind of like a bonding thing. Does wanting to bond make me gay? You guys are so immature.