The Blemish

No one likes Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey’s Saturday concert in Hong Kong has been canceled due to poor ticket sales and the performer’s unreasonable demands. Promoters say they ran a substantial advertising campaign, but only managed to sell 4,000 tickets. They declined to comment on what these unreasonable demands were so it’s up to me to play the guessing game.

We have seen Mariah requiring a personal straw holder for her drinks and also praising purple foods. My powers of deduction lead me to believe Mariah Carey requested someone to wipe her ass after giving her an enema. She may have also needed a foot long stick to replace the one currently up her ass.

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aaron | April 1st, 2007 1:25 pm

haha, dude, he called you a bitch.

 
A Grown Up | April 1st, 2007 8:07 am

Wow. I REALLY think you might need some therapy or something. You’re doling out all this negative, hateful venom on a perfectly NICE, WARM, FRIENDLY person for NO other reason than clearly you need to feel better about yourself. That’s really NOT healthy…

And um FYI - she sold 85% of the contracted 20,000 seat capacity in less than 2 days - with a week and a half left to go before the scheduled date.

A word of advice you might want to keep in mind in all facets of your life; do TRY to get your FACTS straight before you bitch about people - deservedly or not - it protects you from looking like a silly, jealous bitch further down the line…Kisses.

 

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