Paula Abdul

In an attempt to raise money for multiple sclerosis, Fox TV put up a chance to meet Paula on eBay with a starting price of $26,000. The auction was pulled four days later because there weren’t any bids. For some reason Fox thought a major bidding war would start.

An eBay spokesperson says, “This sort of charity auction usually makes a mint. It’s kind of sad that nobody wanted to bid on Paula.”

You know what’s even more sad? Actually bidding on Paula. I hope news gets around to people affected with MS that Paula Abdul failed them. I hope next time someone with MS sees Paula they’ll throw a bottle at her. It’s just my luck that they’ll probably miss because one of the symptoms is lack of coordination between the eyes.

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