Rebecca Romijn will marry a nobody

Jerry O’Connell and Rebbecca Romijn are set to marry very soon. They are aiming for a small and quiet wedding this holiday season because that’s all the rage especially when they tell everyone about it. Jerry goes on to say how much of a nancy he is:

I just get very nervous and I don’t know exactly what to wear and I just want everything to be right!

Here’s a honeymoon tip for that stud Jerry. It’s called a condom and the brand doesn’t matter. You want to unwrap it, stretch it out a little and then pull it over your head until you pass out. Yes, that’s how a condom works. It says so right on the wrapper, “Prevents unwanted pregnancies.”