Shanna Moakler failed

Hey, Paris got punched in the face yesterday. Just wanted to throw that out there for those that didn’t hear. For those of you that don’t know why Paris was punched in the face. It was because Paris was caught making out with Shanna’s ex, Travis Barker in the bushes a while back and that got Shanna, ex-wife of Oscar De La Hoya, pretty pissed.

However, Shanna told Extra that she absolutely did not punch Paris. Instead, Shanna painted a picture with her as the victim.

“Shanna exchanged words with Paris. Stavros entered . . . and said he was going to ‘hit’ and ‘beat’ Shanna. Shanna replied, ‘You’re going to hit me? I’m a woman.’

Stavros then shoved her downstairs, twisted her wrists behind her back and poured a drink on her,” Moakler’s rep Susan Madore charged.

After the alleged incident, Paris showed no signs of bruising. Paris’ publicist, Elliot Mintz, says it’s because she covered it up with makeup. So Shanna has failed. I wasn’t expecting a broken jaw or anything. I was hoping more for a huge bruise on her face in the shape of a fist that couldn’t be covered up. Maybe next time.