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In other news

November 30th, 20061 comment

Jessica Alba’s bra is up for auction on eBay.
Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the top 2 Victoria’s Secret Models. That’s right, I said it.
Pink wears panties unlike some other celebrity I know. Had she gone au naturale I seriously may have vomited.
Christina Aguilera is an alcoholic. No drunken tirades yet.
Anna Nicole’s eviction is final. Needs …

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Eva and Tony are engaged

November 30th, 20061 comment

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are officially engaged. Tony Parker proposed after Eva got home from work and it was said to be romantic and perfect. Unlike Eva who is the equivalent of a rat dog.
That Tony Parker sure is a lucky guy. It’s not often the state allows you to marry man’s best friend. …

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50 Cent calls Oprah an oreo

November 30th, 2006Respond

In an interview with Elle magazine, 50 Cent calls Oprah an Oreo. Black on the outside, white on the inside.
the rapper says Winfrey “started out with black women’s views but has been catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she’s become one herself. I think the idea of being publicly noted that …

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Michelle Williams shut down her own fan site

November 30th, 20064 comments

Proving how much of a stone cold bitch she really is, Michelle Williams has shut down her own fan sites by sicking lawyers on them.
The Michelle fan-site Monopoly is now over. The Williams Center–the longest running Michelle Williams fan-site on the net, with the most respect for her is now closed. We met a lot …

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Paris continues teaching Britney

November 30th, 2006Respond

Paris Hilton is teaching Britney Spears how to pole dance. I think they got it wrong. It should be pole smoke.
“Paris took Britney upstairs in her house where she fitted her in a blue tu-tu, and then Paris put on a matching tu-tu. “They then went downstairs and danced at Paris’s in-house stripper pole.”
On a …

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Kelly Carlson buys lingerie

November 30th, 20061 comment

Just think of this as one of those intermissions from those old school movies. It’s also a PSA to remind you that Nip/Tuck is still one of the best shows around. I tried to get that dancing singing WB frog, but he would just sit there blinking whenever I watched him. This is a little …

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Lindsay Lohan goes to AA

November 30th, 20061 comment

Earlier this month Lindsay Lohan was caught sporting a 90 days sober chip which was said to be for her friend. Today Page Six reports a “spy” saw her at 7:30AM at an AA meeting near the Sierra Towers where she lives.
“She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around …

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Danny Devito apologizes

November 30th, 2006Respond

That was fast. Danny Devito has already apologized to Barbara Walters for being drunk on The View yesterday. However, his publicist says he doesn’t know if Danny was drunk on the show or not, but claims he does not have a drinking problem.
The things he said disturbed me. Like how he slept in the Lincoln …

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