Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were given Y security due to a threat from al-Qaeda. Why you ask? Angelina Jolie is filming A Mighty Heart where she plays Mariane Pearl, wife of al-Qaeda slain Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl. It’s said that they’re being targeted because the film will give the terrorist group bad publicity. No, really.

Call me ignorant, but doesn’t being blamed for a string of killings give you enough bad publicity? Far be it for a movie to cast your holy terrorist group in bad light. I don’t know, all I do know is that I’m sexy and cute and popular to boot and that this publicity for Brad and Angelina comes at a good time to hype up their movie. A win for them and sort of a loss for al-Qaeda. Although some people argue there’s no such thing as bad publicity, but I don’t think these people were held hostage and decapitated.