Britney Spears

Ok, I (by “I” I mean everybody) saw this coming, but I didn’t think it would happen today. Britney Spears has filed for divorce citing the day of seperation as yesterday. TMZ has the documents here and were told it wasn’t just a single event, but a string of events that caused this. Britney is petitioning to have full custody of her two children and does not want spousal support from K-Fed.

This could be a glorious week. First no one shows up for Kevin’s concert and now he doesn’t have the bank of Britney to back him. Not to mention Britney is on her way to getting her body back. How can so much goodness come on one day? The only question I have is why did she breed with him. It’s pretty clear that even if you could breed jackals with cute fuzzy bunnies, you wouldn’t. The jackals would just use their babies as leverage to spend the cute bunny’s money on a doomed rapping career. Jackals are so naive.