Britney Spears forgot her panties

In just a few short days of hanging out with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears has already mastered the art of the “oops, I forgot I wasn’t wearing panties” paparazzi shot. Too bad this is 4 years too late. And even though you can’t see everything in these pictures, you can pretty much guess the beating her vagina has taken what with two babies and a K-Fed. That jelly roll over her skirt is pretty hot though.

If I asked a sixth grader to make a collage of sexy, they would put these pictures between David Hasselhoff and a bunny because that’s how retarded I imagine most sixth graders to be. I mean a bunny? I asked for sexy not cute.