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Britney Spears is back in full force

By The Blemish, 1:52 AM on Nov 27, 2006, 0 Comments

Britney Spears

Why is Britney always hanging around with Paris? Because only Paris knows how to make her relevant again. Grabbing her tits when they’re trying to run away is part of the plan. In two more days, there’ll be pictures of Britney making out with Paris. She might as well just strip now because it’s gonna happen and I’m really impatient.

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