Britney Spears

In an effort to get away from K-Fed, Britney is looking at New York to relaunch her career and raise her kids.

“She wants to meet a nice guy and she doesn’t want to be isolated in some mansion. She’s done that already and it’s not good for her.”

Britney’s lucky she has the money to do this. People like me have put up with the ridicule of coming from the same state as Federline. Can’t we just force him to live in exile. I don’t think anyone important would mind. We could have him haul a plow or clean out portopotties. Something useful that won’t destroy my ears. 30 years from now he’ll still be a joke even if he found some secret formula for good music.