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Doogie Howser is gay

Amid this weeks rumors and denials of Neil Patrick Harris’ gayness, he issued a statement today saying he is indeed gay.

“The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships.

“So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love.”

The last thing I remember him doing was Harold and Kumar where he was snorting coke off a naked stripper’s ass. That was awesome and it’s nice to know that if I’m ever hanging out with him and that actually happens, the stripper will default to me. Sweet.

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shankyouverymuch
shankyouverymuch
17 years ago

Why is it that most HOM0s feel like they just MUST “dispel any rumors or misconceptions”… what a laugh… who gives a s**t if doogie loves taking it in the backdoor, and loves the taste of shitty, smelly, hairy, MAN-ASS in his mouth!?!?!???… not me, or anyone I know, that’s for sure… People- (especially HOMOs) need to take the Morrissey approach on this subject… i.e. it’s nobodies business, it’s private, nobody cares, so F**K-OFFFFFF… piece out n****s … the â€Å“piece out n****sâ€Â? part is my addition …