Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are officially engaged. Tony Parker proposed after Eva got home from work and it was said to be romantic and perfect. Unlike Eva who is the equivalent of a rat dog.

That Tony Parker sure is a lucky guy. It’s not often the state allows you to marry man’s best friend. I hear Eva loves it when you scratch behind her ear. The hard part is having to cover all the furniture. Sources say she’s not housebroken yet. Tony Parker will just have to pony up the money for obedience school.