Pam and Kid

GQ has really bad timing. In their December issue, they gave these two the title of newlyweds of the year and coupled it with an interview revealing some issues Kid Rock has.

And, Kid, I heard you sang U2’s “With or Without You” to your new bride.
Kid: I wouldn’t do that. That just takes the gay meter right to the end.
Pam: That’s enough with the gay word. That’s not nice.
Kid: It’s a new word. All the kids are using it.
Pam: No, they’re not. As long as it’s used in a positive context.

TMZ describes the most important part of the interview.

In the article, the trashtastic two were asked if Pam’s work with animal rights had gotten Rock to abandon his love for hunting. Kid replied, “Now I shoot the deer and she saves it.” A shocked Pam responded, “What did you say? That’s divorce right there. You shoot anything, it’s over.”

Kid Rock sounds pretty insecure. He should tape a big sign on his back with “I’m not gay” written all over it. It’ll lose some meaning when you see him with a dildo up his ass, but don’t tell him that because between you and me Kid Rock is kind of sensitive about that night.