In other news

Justin Timberlake receives his butt plug award for Best Male Video. I’m sure Cameron Diaz will be more than willing to use it on him since the one they currently have doesn’t fit anymore.

Nicole Richie could be the next greatest ventriloquist’s dummy. Right after The Great Gabbo.

Mel Gibson got an award from the Latino Community for his new Mayan film. You know, the one where every character in the movie is running.

Kate Moss wins an award 1 year after being filmed using cocaine. The world is funny that way.

Teen tips for getting booze WITHOUT a fake id. I wish I had these tips when I was growing up.