Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is named head of United Artists studio. Nothing can contain Tom. You hear me? Nothing!

Chyna shows off her underwear. Only Olympic gymnasts could describe what’s happening to my stomach right now.

Frankie Muniz shows us what a 21-year-old who hasn’t hit puberty looks like.

Francis Bean Cobain, Courtney Love’s daughter, finds out she’s ugly the hard way. Via the internet.

Kevin Federline is a tool. This is pretty much an everyday thing.

Cameron Diaz does W magazine and looks not as ugly. Someone give the airbrush artists an award.

Mena Suvari goes with the Speedracer look. Chin Chin is mysteriously gone.

Borat is funny. Even Pajiba! says so.

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