Faith Hill was kind of mad about losing to Carrie Underwood at the CMA Awards last night. The murderous rage that filled her can be seen at 43 seconds. Her PR is playing it off as her being playful. Right. And my wanting to knee Kevin Federline in the face is just me being flirtatious.

Paris Hilton and Travis Barker greet each other by tongue kissing. That’s the excuse they made up for being two whores.

Office Space re-cut. Horror has a new name. I’m not joking when I say I would be there on opening day to watch this.

Shakira and Roger Waters bought an island together where they will build a luxury resort. Shakira can still be considered a midget because she’s so damn short. I’m not sure how that relates to anything. Oh well.

Anna Nicole sells her C-section video. Something is seriously wrong with this girl. She’s one step away from animal porn.

Petra Nemcova with Russell Simmons. Your kidding me. For the sake of the people, get your eyes checked Petra. You might need a really strong prescription.

Here’s Carrie Underwood at the CMA’s.

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