Petra Nemcova is not the hottest model around. Still, she’s not even in the same orbit as James Blunt. New reports are out that the old reports of them breaking up are false. Petra tells People that she and Blunt are “very much in love.”
“We never got separated. There was some stuff going on in the press, but it didn’t come from a right source, obviously.”
James Blunt can score a supermodel and all I can score are these Barbie dolls. They’re pretty hot and stuff though they lack the anatomical correctness of real girls. Or so I’ve heard. All I know is that my penis is bigger than their torso. God I’m huge.