Kendra Jade

That dastardly man has wormed his way back into the news. A new story has surfaced about how Kevin Federline cheated on Britney with former porn star Kendra Jade a month before Britney filed for divorce.

“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”

When asked if these two would become a couple soon, the source said “They’re just friends who have sex.” This may seem skeezy until you realize Britney is on a holy vagina-a-day quest. Compared to what she’s been doing the past few days, this is like a beautiful sunset accompanied by a symphony playing K-Fed’s greatest hits. I’m not sure if that’s Kendra Jade in the banner. I assume it is since Google says so.