Lindsay Lohan is retarded

Right after Lindsay said Paris hit her with a drink, she was caught at 5AM morning with Paris and Britney in a car. X17 says Paris’ publicist told them to hurry to the Beverley Hills Hotel where they caught the three laughing and giggling like little school girls.

These three piling into one car isn’t such a bad thing. I’m not suggesting anything, but if the car was to suddenly drive off a cliff because the brakes weren’t working then it would make the L.A. coroner’s job a lot easier. And considering none of these three wear underwear, the car is pretty much totaled as it is.