Katie Holmes

Tom Cruise has decided not to invite Oprah to his Italian wedding. Oprah plays it off as Tom only being able to invite a limited amount of guests, but she’s still planning on buying them a present. Maybe a lifetime supply of delicious placenta. People may think this is a snub and it is. Inviting the host of the show where all your bad PR started can only bring back unpleasant memories. And also because Xenu said so. Xenu does not take kindly to infidels. All hail Xenu.