Last week was the final episode of Lost until it’s return in February. The series left everyone with more questions and a cliffhanger. Sad huh? Don’t worry though because a new show from ABC is coming, Day Break (cough Tru Calling). And because ABC has such high hopes for this show they have decided on …

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Before Kevin even received his divorce papers, Britney shut off his cell and canceled his credit cards. Now that K-Fed is no longer married to Ms. Moneybags, his well has finally run dry.
He and his entourage of eight wannabe rappers showed up at downtown burlesque joint Corio for a comped dinner that would have cost …

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Michelle Rodriguez has been outed and the assist goes to her lover, Kristanna Loken. When The Advocate mentioned news about them getting close on Bloodrayne during an interview, Kristanna confirmed everyone’s suspicions
What about all the stuff that was said about you and Michelle on the shoot?
[Laughs, then takes a deep breath] There is the $64,000 …

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Beware Malawi, the white devil is coming back for more. Madonna has revealed plans of adopting another Malawian child, this time a baby girl to “redress the balance” in the family. She says it will happen quickly and her two biological children, Lourdes and Rocco, will have a say in which little girl to pick.
I …

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This god awful boring news day is almost over. Now it’s time to sit back and watch shows from Monday like Prison Break and Heroes.
Paris Hilton posed with Judi Dench. Judi was looking the other way unaware she was about to be mauled by a slut.
Bill Cosby settled a civil suit by a woman claiming …

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In a post on her Myspace blog, Nicole Richie denies ever having a gastric bypass surgery and having it reversed. This is a response to Page Six who posted an easily guessed blind item. Her actual words are:
It just doesnt stop… So i gain a little bit of weight, and im acussed of having a …

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Tom Cruise has decided not to invite Oprah to his Italian wedding. Oprah plays it off as Tom only being able to invite a limited amount of guests, but she’s still planning on buying them a present. Maybe a lifetime supply of delicious placenta. People may think this is a snub and it is. Inviting …

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Eva and Beyonce are shooting down rumors of them playing lesbian lovers in the film adaptation of Tipping the Velvet. Eva says to “stop the madness” because none of the quotes posted yesterday were even uttered. The rumor started last week before she even met Beyonce and now her lawyers are trying to track down …

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