Despite the rumors of Kevin Federline receiving $10 million or so upon leaving Britney Spears, new sources say the payout will be less than $1 million. If this is true, then there’s even more reason to laugh at him and commend Britney, or whoever it was that convinced her, on drawing up an iron-clad pre-nup. …

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I’m on the fence with these shots of Penelope Cruz on a yacht or whatever water vehicle this is. Some shots are decent. Some shots are fug. I would have swung directly towards decent had her friends been really hot, but they aren’t. And in one picture it looks like she’s imitating DiCaprio in Titanic …

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This reminded me of Green Acres. G. Ben Thompson has repeatedly told Anna Nicole Smith to vacate his home in the Bahamas. Anna has not complied claiming the house was gifted to her. Last Friday, Thompson took matters into his own hands by shutting off the electricity to the house. Anna Nicole pleaded with the …

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Not celebrity related, but when you go to Costco and see frozen enchiladas that you can bake or microwave, do not buy it unless you want to remind yourself what vomiting feels like. It took all my willpower just to keep those things down. Here’s a rundown of what’s going on today. Read these while …

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Hoping to jump on the Brokeback Mountain bandwagon, Eva Longoria and Beyonce are starring in Tipping the Velvet as lesbian lovers. Based on a novel about sexual repression, the story focuses on Kitty Butler and her lover Nan Astley in the 1890’s. Sofia Coppola is attached to direct while Eva and Beyonce are enthusiastic to …

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I am a big fan of these pictures of Evangeline Lily. I would have no moral issues if she decided to leave her hobbit boyfriend for me. You hear that Lily? A hotel room, 16 condoms and 3 enemas later you’ll think you’ve died and gone to heaven.

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Page Six reports Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett are splitting up. Their source says Scarlett is always mad at Josh and they’re always arguing. I’d be mad too if I finally realized my how much of a tool Josh Hartnett is. Fortunately for me, I already knew that so my heart is safe. Sigh, what …

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If that other trailer of Spider-Man 3 left you wanting more, then here’s a leaked uncut version of the trailer showing Venom. This one is rumored to be released on Feb. 17 in front of the Ghost Rider trailer which means Sony will not like this at all. Another copy has already been yanked off …

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