Elisha Cuthbert used to be hot right? I’m just checking because I clearly remember a Maxim shoot she did that had me masturbating the night away. That was a year or two ago and I guess Elisha never came out of her cave after that because she’s whiter than Lindsay Lohan. The only thing that …

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Faith Hill was kind of mad about losing to Carrie Underwood at the CMA Awards last night. The murderous rage that filled her can be seen at 43 seconds. Her PR is playing it off as her being playful. Right. And my wanting to knee Kevin Federline in the face is just me being flirtatious.
Paris …

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On Oprah today, Lindsay Lohan is on to promote her new movie Bobby and talks about how she hates being called a party girl, how she doesn’t deserve her reputation and how she’s been acting her whole life like that means something. She’s not a complete liar as she admits to having fun.
“I’m 20 years …

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Last week a pre-air episode of The Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror leaked. The real one aired Sunday without the watermark, but contained another slight difference. It was missing the Iraq line at the end. Now one side has concocted a conspiracy theory of Fox taking out the line. The other side seems to think the …

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Kristie Alley went on Oprah yesterday to show her slimmed down body in a bikini. Well, slimmed isn’t the right word. Everything looked fine when you start from her head, but once your eyes move down to her legs it all goes to hell. She looks like she should be pulling a plow, not sauntering …

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K-Fed decided to go through with his New York show at Webster Hall despite having ticket sales so low, it would make Richard Simmons laugh. Kevin had to beg people not to cancel his show and in the end only about 300 people showed in a club that holds 1,500. Not only that, he delayed …

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Britney Spears made a “surprise” guest appearance on David Letterman last night to show off her slimmed body which was a vast improvement, but not yet what she had in her glory days. She cleverly wore black and piled on the makeup to accentuate her transformation. But I’m on to your tricks Brit. You don’t …

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Tom Cruise is named head of United Artists studio. Nothing can contain Tom. You hear me? Nothing!
Chyna shows off her underwear. Only Olympic gymnasts could describe what’s happening to my stomach right now.
Frankie Muniz shows us what a 21-year-old who hasn’t hit puberty looks like.
Francis Bean Cobain, Courtney Love’s daughter, finds out she’s ugly the …

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