Eva Longoria has to be the most overrated piece of celebrity meat right now. Here she is at the premiere of Harsh Times looking like you expect she would when not on TV. Ugly, er, I mean uglier. What a pretty fake smile you have. I was watching the previews for this movie and all …

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Jerry Oppenheimer, a biographer who has spent more than a year studying Paris Hilton (I feel your pain buddy), says Paris Hilton has made herself the IT girl this decade and pities her.
“Her mother, Kathy, put her in make-up and allowed her (into) nightclubs from a very young age,” Oppenheimer, a biographer of Martha Stewart …

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Is this Alyssa Milano? She looks a little bit chunkier and older in these pictures. In fact, I dare say she bears a striking resemblance to Teri Hatcher in the third picture. Christ, what is the world coming to when the image of Teri Hatcher pops into my head when I’m looking at Alyssa Milano. …

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Ever since arriving in New York, Madonna has ordered her chauffeurs to lose the paparazzi. As a result, her drivers have been speeding through the streets, flashing fake police sirens and running red lights to prevent any paparazzi from following. Abel, one of her drivers, says:
“She enjoys this,” he added. “She likes it when we …

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This rumor showed up last week about some guys recording a famous movie star off a hot mic that she didn’t know about. Everyone thought it to be the slutty Lindsay Lohan which is why I disregarded it. Now some people have made a more convincing argument that it wasn’t the obvious choice. First, here’s …

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Borat ended up as #1 at the box office blowing away Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. It earned $26 million in about 830 theaters while Santa Clause 3 only ended up with $20 million despite being played in 3,400 theaters. The one quip I have about Borat is that I already saw half of …

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Amid this weeks rumors and denials of Neil Patrick Harris’ gayness, he issued a statement today saying he is indeed gay.
“The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and …

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Biggest…douche…ever. Wah, wah, wah.

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