Justin Timberlake receives his butt plug award for Best Male Video. I’m sure Cameron Diaz will be more than willing to use it on him since the one they currently have doesn’t fit anymore.
Nicole Richie could be the next greatest ventriloquist’s dummy. Right after The Great Gabbo.
Mel Gibson got an award from the Latino Community …

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In about 2 weeks we’ll be able to see if Daniel Craig is worthy of being the new 007. There aren’t any reviews yet, but Casino Royale is getting some buzz of being great. I guess it could be great when you’ve got Eva Green as the new Bond Girl. In celebration, here’s her recent …

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At the MTV Europe Awards, Justice and Simian (don’t know who they are) won for best video. Kanye crashed the stage because he was butt hurt he didn’t win for his video, Touch the Sky. Kanye proceeded to so eloquently quip:
“Fuck dis! (My video) cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was …

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were given Y security due to a threat from al-Qaeda. Why you ask? Angelina Jolie is filming A Mighty Heart where she plays Mariane Pearl, wife of al-Qaeda slain Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl. It’s said that they’re being targeted because the film will give the terrorist group bad …

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Shanna Moakler wins my spite award. She has sent out flyers promoting a divorce party at Bellagio in Las Vegas on Friday. This comes days after Travis was caught making out with Paris Hilton at a Halloween party in front of Shanna. I assume that would send any ex over the edge. Travis had this …

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Brad Pitt is angry over the December cover of Vanity Fair which features him dripping wet in the rain wearing only boxers and tube socks. The picture was taken by Robert Wilson who gave Vanity Fair the right to publish. Pitt’s lawyers are said to be suing over unauthorized use
Pitt’s camp, however, is upset. “We …

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Cameron Diaz will fix her smashed nose soon due to breathing problems. She has broken her nose four times yet this still doesn’t explain why the rest of her face is so ugly. Maybe while she’s getting that fixed she can ask doctors for a new face. I hear face transplants are perfectly safe nowadays. …

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It…just…doesn’t…stop. When girls wear their sexy Halloween costumes, I usually go, “that’s neat, do you know what a liquid explosion in your mouth feels like? No, no. I’m talking about the Starburst candy. And semen. Mostly the semen since this candy doesn’t explode. It mostly dribbles.”
If I ran into Lindsay Lohan on Halloween, I’d be …

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